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Now THAT'S how to promote your hotel!!!

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What in the world...

is this for?  Tell me and win a prize

Meet Monica...

Check out Vendor's Project for a look into some of the issues faced by the hard working people bringing us our coffee, bagels, doughnuts, hot dogs, smoothies, etc...

Sometimes...

Sometimes you just need someone to lick your nose...

Aaaargghhhh!!

Come celebrate with me. September 19th is the official International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com

Shiver me timbers!
Avast ye!
Ayyy Matey!
Ye scurvy dog!
Whar be th' grog?
Ye Scalawag!
Savvy?
Arrrghh, thar's a storm a brewin'!

And my newly discovered favourite pirate joke:

Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Pirate interrupting.
A: Pirate inter...
Q: Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggh!

:rawr:

Laugh with me!

More me!

More facts you never wanted to know about aiya...

• I've had a dog pee on my foot before
• A woman eating is strangely arousing to me
• I test my stud finder on myself for an ego boost more often than I care to admit
• I had to clean pigeon poop...inside my apartment
• I'm sitting in front of the computer naked as I type this
• I saw a baby moth the other day

Wisdom:

On the other hand, you have different fingers.