January 7, 2004

• So the trip to Paradise was as wonderful as could be imagined. I discovered many new facts about my shaoy, including: she is afraid of water fowl, thinks she is a monkey when standing under banana trees, bought more shoes, auditioned for a part in Cast Away, picks her nose in bamboo forests, enjoys making out in front of exotic birds, is smaller than a leaf, and cannot control herself while on long winding staircases.

  
  

  I had great fun driving in a rented sports car. And although I didn't go surfing, I did find a nice banister to slide down on. Numerous photo-ops presented themselves, including: pretending you're a plant, pretending you're drowning, pretending to be a tree, pretending you're in plant jail, pretending to be a tree-hugger, pretending to be a sad tree, pretending to find plant porn, and pretending to be the Animal King!
  

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