July 23, 2007

• Cat Haikus...

  You never feed me.
  Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
  That will sure show you.

  The rule for today:
  Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
  New rule tomorrow.

  In deep sleep hear sound
  cat vomit hairball somewhere
  will find in morning.

  Grace personified.
  I leap into the window.
  I meant to do that.

  Blur of motion, then --
  silence, me, a paper bag.
  What is so funny?

  The mighty hunter
  Returns with gifts of plump birds --
  your foot just squashed one.

  You're always typing.
  Well, let's see you ignore my
  sitting on your hands.

  My small cardboard box.
  You cannot see me if I
  can just hide my head.

  Terrible battle.
  I fought for hours. Come and see!
  What's a 'term paper?'

  Small brave carnivores
  Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
  Fear vacuum cleaner

  I want to be close
  to you. Can I fit my head
  inside your armpit?

  Wanna go outside.
  Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
  Let me back inside!

  Oh no! Big One
  has been trapped by newspaper!
  Cat to the rescue!

  Humans are so strange.
  Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
  My claws are not that sharp.

  • 8:43 pm
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