July 25, 2007

• Unspoilers....

  1. Lupin gets picked up by the ASPCA and is inadvertantly 'fixed'
  2. Ginny and Malfoy elope
  3. Dumbledore is hiding out at LotR conventions as Gandolf
  4. Quiddich matches are rigged
  5. Crookshanks find work as Garfield's stunt double
  6. Financial aid scandal and gillyweed theft at Hogwarts leads to the arrest of Professor Firenze
  7. Hagrid is outed and reveals he moonlights at a male burlesque show as Husky Galore
  8. After The Half-Blood Prince Snape undergoes rhinoplasty and lives out the remainder of his days as a muggle meteorologist
  9. Hedwig succumbs to a bad case of the avian flu
  10. Voldamort is Harry's Father!!

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