Weird eyes...

Yes!

For my baseball brethren out there...

New York Mets. 1986 World Series. Game six. RBI Baseball. Genius!

Chill, son...

Awwwww

Ain't friendship grand?

*shudder*

I'm going to do everything I can to never have to be a desk jockey again. 

My 'hawk!

Unspoilers....

1. Lupin gets picked up by the ASPCA and is inadvertantly 'fixed'
2. Ginny and Malfoy elope
3. Dumbledore is hiding out at LotR conventions as Gandolf
4. Quiddich matches are rigged
5. Crookshanks find work as Garfield's stunt double
6. Financial aid scandal and gillyweed theft at Hogwarts leads to the arrest of Professor Firenze
7. Hagrid is outed and reveals he moonlights at a male burlesque show as Husky Galore
8. After The Half-Blood Prince Snape undergoes rhinoplasty and lives out the remainder of his days as a muggle meteorologist
9. Hedwig succumbs to a bad case of the avian flu
10. Voldamort is Harry's Father!!

Cat Haikus...

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.

Muahahahaha...

I'm so doing this to my kids

Oooooo...

Apparently it's not just white men.